Stephen Colbert recapped the creative and bizarre protests President Trump has faced during his London visit including a giant baby blimp and a penis shaved into a lawn on Tuesdays Late Show.
For yet another day, America was 239 pounds smarter because President Trump is still in England, the host cracked to open his monologue. Take that, you limey bastards. That is for the War of 1812 and Piers Morgan. And Im happy to say that our British brothers are none too happy. Thousands of protestors took to the streets for what is being called a Carnival of Resistance against the president. Well, good for you that sounds fun. Here, its a little less Carnival of Resistance and more a traveling freak show.
The trolling has extended beyond Englands capital into 14 cities and towns including what Colbert called the I-cant-believe-its-not-made-up town of Bishops Stortford, [where] a teen mowed a giant penis into a field for Trump to see as he landed in London. He added, It was the first time in years Trumps been able to look down and see a penis.
Colbert also highlighted the rotund, inflatable anatomically correct baby blimp and the image projected onto the Tower of London comparing Trumps U.K. approval rating to Obamas 21 to 72 percent. Its nice to know, the host said of the figures. Unfortunately, English votes dont count in our elections. Only Russians do.
The Late Show only scratched the surface of Britains Trump protests, which also included projecting a USSJohn S. McCain hat onto Madame Tussauds wax museum and erecting in Londons Trafalgar Square a 16-foot-tall statue of the president that shouts catchphrases like You are fake news! and Im a very stable genius.