Show Me Strippers! Vernon Davis Wins Celebrity Family Feud


Celebrity Family Feud is getting a heavy dose of the NFL this season, and the unlikely pairing is off to a glorious start.

While we all wait patiently for Rob Gronkowskis rambunctious family to storm the castle, Sundays episode featured a heated battle between the leagues two conferences, with bragging rights and $25,000 for charity on the line. Team AFC took home the prize money in the end, but it was the NFCs Vernon Davis who captured the nations heart thanks to his out-of-the-box responses that had host Steve Harvey scratching his head and foot fetishists everywhere nodding in approval (probably all slow and creepy like).

Harvey kicked off the show with a subject that was begging for a dirty response: If youre good at reading body language, what part of a woman speaks the loudest? It turns out that he was looking for the likes of Do-Me Eyes and Tempting Ta-Tas not her feet, as Davis suggested. And thanks to his PG response, Harvey couldnt help but wonder if that was Roger Goodell speaking for him.

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Fellas, let me ask you something, Harvey began. Did the commissioner talk to you all and say, Lets just give really good, good guy, cute answers? Yeah, your feet say a lot. If it speaks the loudest, then your girl got some big-ass feet.

Harvey then proceeded to stomp around the stage for ten seconds while the NFC side feigned amusement. This was for charity, after all.

It didnt get much better for Davis as the show went on. When he was later asked to name something that follows the word strip, he settled for per which, is not only amazing, but technically correct. Just dont tell Richard Sherman.


Hey, at least that football thing is working out pretty well for Davis. And we hope Harvey saves that question for whenever the Gronkowskis lumber onto the stagetheyd probably have some decent answers.