Stephen Colbert considered the ridiculousness of a possible 2018 Michigan Senate race that included candidates Kid Rock and Ted Nugent on The Late Show Wednesday.
So far, Kid Rocks name has been floated by a Tea Party activist, according to the Detroit Free Press. While Nugent told The Daily Caller he wouldnt rule out running for the state office. Colbert noted that such a race wholly possible in Trumps America could be close considering it would really split the Uncle-who-sells-you-fireworks vote.
Colbert then introduced another Michigan hard rocker considering a Senate run: Shrieking Joe, the Saginaw Psychopath. During the hilarious bit, the crossbow-toting, fedora-wearing musician (think, Rock in 20 years), hyped a few of his albums:Live From Your Mothers Panties, Born to Hunt Dolphins and Boobie Messiah.My platform is simple: I want you to get wet, jump on it I love sex!
Shrieking Joe also set himself apart from Kid Rock and Nugent, proclaiming himself the original American Dumbass. Then he fired off an absurd new rap-rock campaign anthem, complete with an air-guitar solo on his crossbow.