Before the American people voted Melania Trump to be their next First Lady, Stephen Colbert interviewed Donald Trumps wife as played by actress Laura Benanti for the late-night hosts Election Night special on Showtime.
During the interview, Colbert asked Melania about the polling place photo where Donald was looking over at her voting station. That photo where I was definitely, absolutely voting for my husband and no one else, especially not Hillary Clinton, hashtag Im with her, she said defensively.
Melania outlined her plans for becoming First Lady: I want to implement a new anti-cyber-bullying initiative, she said. For instance, wouldnt it be horrible if I want on Twitter and said Bill Clinton is a fat bitch.'
Melania also thanked all those who made Trumps unlikely march to the White House possible: Lyin Ted Cruz, low energy Jeb Bush and his stupid cousin Bus Talk Billy Bush. And of course, none of this would have been possible without the man whose vision drove our entire campaign, thank you Vladimir Putin.