Fear not, holiday get-together outcasts: the oddballs atBroad Cityhave you covered. In their hilarious video for Comedy Centrals Non-Denominational Christmas Special, series co-stars and primary writers Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer offer a checklist of signature moves for turning an awkward Christmas party into a holiday hootenanny from the ordinary (bringing a gift) tothe absurd (throwing a Molotov cocktail upon exit).
Do you loathe going to holiday parties because youre a modern human being who doesnt believe in God? Glazer asks to open the clip. She and Jacobson then arrive at theirChristmas hang-out only to be immediately annoyed by a craft beer-drinking hipster libertarian. In order to escape his wrath, the duo take their own advice byhiding out and getting stoned in the bathroom. There, they earn themselves a peak inside their hostess medicine cabinet, discovering revelatory items like individualized flossers and boner pills.
Glazer ingests one of the aforementioned erectile enhancers a bad move that culminates in leg humping. But her humiliation illustrates Jacobsons next tip, Always see what happens first before trying it yourself. With her friend distracted by a sexual rampage,Jacobsonshares her most hilarious party trick: If you need to avoid a mistletoe kiss from a mansplaining creep, you can craft a herpes sore from a piece of peppermint bark.
The Comedy Central breakout series will return for a 10-episodesecond seasonon January 14th. In the meantime, fans can check out awild trailer,which teases Jacobson and Glazers insane New York City misadventures from twerking to bong hits to titty chips to Seth Rogen shouting at a kitten.