Im fucking pregnant, Amy Schumer announces in a sing-song voice while rubbing her belly at the beginning of the trailer for her upcoming Netflix special, Amy Schumer Growing. But dont expect her to become someone else, simply because shes expecting. Heres the thing, youre pregnant, but, like, you dont change who you are. I hate women who start to act like really precious. You dont stop being you, you know? she said, then added jokingly, You dont stop working or drinking.
She also alluded to the fact that not all pregnancies go smoothly. If you had a good pregnancy, like, if youre someone who enjoyed being pregnant. I just hope your car flips over, she quipped. Thats what I wish for you.
The soon-to-be-mother also addressed getting married to chef Chris Fischer and riffed on how some people react to proposals. I didnt even know you liked me, she mimicked, feigning shock. Like, Im still on Bumble. Schumer also expressed humorous relief at her likely retirement from the bridesmaid circuit.
Everybody got married, I was the last one, she said of her friend circle. I think I dont have to be a bridesmaid anymore. When you get in your late thirties theres just no dignity to it. Its me in a Coachella flower halo, hoping Im not the bridesmaid with the biggest arm.
Amy Schumer Growing will debut on Netflix on March 19th.