Leslie Jones took on internet hackers during Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. Jones had recently suffered an attack on her internet accounts when nude pictures of the comedian were posted online.
Weekend Update host Colin Jost prompted Jones appearance by bringing up the importance of the issue of cybersecurity during the election due to Wikileaks and the ongoing release of hacked emails. Jones played off her own hack by saying it was nothing.
I dont know if you all know this about me, but I aint shy, she said to the laughing audience. I am very comfortable with who I am. I am an open book. I keep my porn in a folder labeled Porn. If you wanna see Leslie Jones naked, just ask!
The Ghostbusters star went on to note how little the acts of other people can embarrass her because she is the master of embarrassing herself, citing a time when she told a boy that she had a crush on him in elementary school and how Prince once confused her for Chris Rock.
Do you think some words on the internet can hurt me? I once had a crazy bitch try to beat me with a shovel at the bus stop because I took her spot on the bench, Jones said. Now thats a troll! Real trolls aint tappin on keyboards. Theyre swinging shovels.
Jones then mulled over what she would do if she could hack into computers, noting shed create the perfect man or delete all other female accounts from Tinder.