MTV's crack editing squad make the VMAs look like a non-stop party but the online audience "feeds" they supply on their official site tell a different tale. Here's the stars of the 2014 VMAs like you've never seen them: bored, distracted, antsy and more interested in what's happening on their phone than on being a part of music's most outrageous night. Check out our supercut of Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, a gaggle of Kardashians and more fiddlingwith their screens backstage, in the audience and even sort of onstage. Celebrities, they're just like us: terrible at paying attention!